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Strawberry Shortcake: Berry Blossom Festival is a 2007 American animated compilation film. It was released on May 1, 2007 by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment, although it was given an early release by Kidtoon Films on March 13 in select cinemas. Every copy of the DVD comes with a Berry Blossom Festival Crown, as seen in the film.
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The Fairford River is a river of Manitoba, Canada. It flows out of the north end of Lake Manitoba into Lake Pineimuta and Lake St. Martin.
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