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Mai Sakurai is a Japanese professional wrestler signed to Dream Star Fighting Marigold where she is the current Marigold United National Champion in her first reign. She is also known for her time in World Wonder Ring Stardom, where she is a former Artist of Stardom Champion and a former member of Donna Del Mondo.
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