{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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The Bat is a 1997 crime novel by Norwegian writer Jo Nesbø, the first in the Harry Hole series.
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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}